Thursday, January 26, 2006

Dr.phil.

"Doctor philosophiƦ". Equivalent to the English "PhilosophiƦ Doctor" or Ph.D.

Definition: (1) A degree confered upon those who, according to their peers, have achieved the highest level of academic expertise in their disciplines. (2) (in the Sciences) Part of the standard degree progression - B.S. (bullshit), M.S. (more shit), and Ph.D. (piled higher and deeper).

See also: Dr. Phil (McGraw). Piled even higher and even deeper.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

kin aesthetic

Definition: (n.) What the incestuous find most appealing about relative motion.

In a sentence: When she danced, Billy truly appreciated his sister's kin aesthetic.

See also: kinesthetic (homophone)